Do you know of the website Where's My Cellphone? This morning I had to use it. I had searched the apartment, and normally would text Paul for the location of any missing object (he has a thing that we call the "interesting place syndrome"). But this time of course that was not possible. And that's where the handy dandy website comes in, and I used it for the first time, and lo and behold! Miracle of miracles! I heard my phone, ringing in the bathroom.
Would that have happened before I had a child?
All I can say is, thank you wheresmycellphone.com.